Elephant Pattern

"When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he's trying to run away,
it's best to let him run."

-Abraham Lincoln 

Tree Frog

 "It it's your job to eat a frog,
it's best to do it first thing in the morning.
And if it's your job to eat two frogs,
it's best to eat the biggest one first."

-Mark Twain

Toucan

The Toucan by Shel Silverstein

Tell me who can
Catch a toucan?
Lou can.

Just how few
Can ride the toucan?
Two can.

What kind of goo can
Stick you to the toucan?
Glue can.

Who can write some
More about the toucan?
You can!

Bubble Fish

"If you judge a fish on its ability to climb,
that fish is going to live its whole life
thinking it is stupid."

-Albert Einstein 

Hammy

"I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion,
treating people the way you'd want to be treated
and helping those in need.

To me, those are the traditional values.
That's what I stand for.

I also believe in dance."

-Ellen DeGeneres 

Elephant Scratchboard

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"My roommate got a pet elephant.
Then it got lost.
It's in the apartment somewhere."

-Steven Wright